My colleague presented a devilishly clever, yet simple algorithm for generating a Latvian version of your name. Here's the implementation in Haskell:
main = do
args <- getArgs
putStrLn $ latvian args
latvian = unwords . map (++ "s")
Copy this code to a file, say latvian.hs then
runhaskell latvian.hs <your name>
And you'll know what you'd be called in case you were lucky enough to be born in Latvia.'